Proverbs of Heck (21)

The first thing to do to get through the door
is open it. Folk wisdom is the dipping sauce
for the shrimp of our wants. Don't close the window
on your fingers. When hot water pipes knock
people listen, until they're used to it,
then they stop. The body is a rocket ship
piloted by a Bonobo. “Uh oh”
is code for “Come here and kiss me.” The light
at the end of the tunnel, as they say at work,
is a train, but what's interesting is that
it sounds more like a noisy vacuum cleaner.
First thought, best thought, but words written in haste,
such as these, are probably not worth reading.
So I'm not going to finish this. You are.