Saturday, October 06, 2012

The Most Mysterious Arrival of a Most Unusual Letter

             after Mark Strand

I woke at 3:37 a.m. with an envelope slipped between my lips. I was in my bed in my apartment alone as I often was. I pulled the envelope from my mouth and got up to look around. No lights were on. The doors were both still locked. All was quiet on Highland Ave. I sat at my desk in the living room, switched on the lamp, and opened the envelope. “Dear Cicada,” it read, “Your receipt.”

Wednesday, October 03, 2012

The Even More Mysterious Arrival of an Even More Unusual Letter

             after Mark Strand

It was a long drive home, up 6, down 25, through the summer Friday traffic. When I pulled onto Elm Drive I could finally breathe easy. I pushed the black button on the Craftsman opener clipped to my sun visor and the garage door lurched and lifted, but the overhead light didn’t go on as it usually did. Where was my wife’s car? Where was the recyclable bin? I picked up an unaddressed white envelope from the garage floor and pulled the lone sheet of paper out. The words were in crayon, in a child’s hand, but we didn’t have children or friends with children. “Dear Kimosabe” was all it said.

Tuesday, October 02, 2012

Chris Toll - I’m Nostalgic for the Future

A melancholy refrigerator
knits a movie theatre.
Fame is blind
and fortune is lame.
The irrefutable irreducible pond
appeals to winter
for a new pair of shopping malls.
The stars kneel down,
the sky leaps mournful,
and the rivers stand up.
A liquor cabinet
meanders toward a wolf pack.

Chris Toll
from I’ll Be the Invisible Girl Till the Day I Die!

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

Friday, September 21, 2012

Paul Violi - On Longing

Where won’t you be
when I’m alone . . .

the leaf-shaped spaces between the leaves

Paul Violi

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Malinda Markham - To Understand Flight

Wet hands work quickly, cartilage shines into light.
No need to repeat what you’ve seen

Of me, but yes I would anchor this house
To the ground if I could. One day,

The grass said to the rain, Do not leave.
Outside this house of memory and bricks, I plucked

A wing to see the mechanics of flight. How could
Anyone have moved with skin

Exposed like that and waiting? Don’t think that the pull
Didn’t hurt or the sound. I feared the sky

Ready to answer in rain. To loosen feathers,
First close the eyes to spare them.

That day, gray light spilled into crevices,
Covered my hands in down. I was warm.

Malinda Markham

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

Nick Waterhouse - I Can Only Give You Everything


Nick Waterhouse - I Can Only Give You Everything
from TheOtherHand on Vimeo.

Sunday, September 09, 2012

September*

I will sleep
in my little cup.

*I like to get a head start. Cf. Padgett, Ron.

Guillaume Apollinaire - Hunting Horns

Our story is noble and tragic
As the mask of a tyrant
No high-risk drama or magic
No unconsidered detail
To render our love pathetic

And Thomas de Quincey drinking
His opium sweet and chaste
Went to his poor Anne dreaming
Let’s go let’s go as everything goes
Often I am returning

Memories are hunting horns
Whose noises die in the wind

___________________________

And in the original:

Cors de chasse

Notre histoire est noble et tragique
Comme le masque d’un tyran
Nul drame hasardeux ou magique
Aucun détail indifférent
Ne rend notre amour pathétique

Et Thomas de Quincey buvant
L’opium poison doux et chaste
A sa pauvre Anne allait rêvant
Passons passons puisque tout passe
Je me retournerai souvent

Les souvenirs sont cors de chasse
Dont meurt le bruit parmi le vent

Tuesday, September 04, 2012

Trochees To God

                Variation on an old saw I first read in an interview with Jack Gilbert in the journal New Letters circa 1993 in which he was quoting Allen Ginsberg from many years earlier.

Poetry is lies,
painful truths and lies.

Happy truths, too. Mainly
when you close your eyes.

Concupiscent Fire in The Boiler

Thanks to Sebastian for including Concupiscent Fire in the latest issue of The Boiler.

Sunday, September 02, 2012

Rainer Maria Rilke “Autumn Day” / Ted Berrigan “Autumn’s Day”

Eight translations of Rilke’s “Autumn Day” including a couple of the more popular ones (Bly and Snow, or maybe the Snow is only popular in my mind because it was fresh at the time I started reading poetry) and the one-time standard (Norton).
• Stephen Mitchell’s translation, the most popular and for the past thirty to forty years the standard.
Three more translations.
• Other relatively common ones:  Flemming’s and MacIntyre’s.
• And ones readily turned up by Google:  Felstiner,  Foreman, Crego, KinzieWilkins, and the worst, from 1916,  Münsterberg

A Google Search for “Ted Berrigan” and “Autumn’s Day” turns up only nine results, yet it’s better than most of the above. The Norton and Mitchell are close. And I have a soft spot for the Snow.

Autumn’s Day

           after Rilke

Lord, it is time. Summer was very great.
Now cast your shadow upon sundials.
Let winds remind meadows it is late.

Mellow now the last fruits on the vine.
Allow them only two more southern days.
Hasten them to fulness, and press
The last heavy sweetness through the wine.

Who has no home can not build now.
Who dwells alone must now remain alone;
Will waken, read, write long letters, and
Will wander restlessly when leaves are blowing.
                 —Ted Berrigan

Thursday, August 30, 2012

Hoax

Pussy Riot
it turns out

was Kent Johnson
all along—



he has Russian
friends you know—

it’s just three of
his twenty-

seven selves now
behind bars.
__________________________________


Rough draft???

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Among Other Things

He “had” a “thing” for “things” in “quotes.”

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

William Safire - In Event of Moon Disaster

To: H. R. Haldeman
From: Bill Safire

July 18, 1969.
_________________________________________________

IN EVENT OF MOON DISASTER:

Fate has ordained that the men who went to the moon to explore in peace will stay on the moon to rest in peace.

These brave men, Neil Armstrong and Edwin Aldrin, know that there is no hope for their recovery. But they also know that there is hope for mankind in their sacrifice.

These two men are laying down their lives in mankind's most noble goal: the search for truth and understanding.

They will be mourned by their families and friends; they will be mourned by the nation; they will be mourned by the people of the world; they will be mourned by a Mother Earth that dared send two of her sons into the unknown.

In their exploration, they stirred the people of the world to feel as one; in their sacrifice, they bind more tightly the brotherhood of man.

In ancient days, men looked at the stars and saw their heroes in the constellations. In modern times, we do much the same, but our heroes are epic men of flesh and blood.

Others will follow, and surely find their way home. Man's search will not be denied. But these men were the first, and they will remain the foremost in our hearts.

For every human being who looks up at the moon in the nights to come will know that there is some corner of another world that is forever mankind.
_________________________________________________

PRIOR TO THE PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT:

The President should telephone each of the widows-to-be.

AFTER THE PRESIDENT'S STATEMENT, AT THE POINT WHEN NASA ENDS COMMUNICATIONS WITH THE MEN:

A clergyman should adopt the same procedure as a burial at sea, commending their souls to "the deepest of the deep," concluding with the Lord's Prayer.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

Sunday, August 05, 2012

Heart

“The heart of a man
is not as great as an amphitheater”
—Ted Berrigan

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Nerves

“Our nerves are whips in time’s hands”
—Tristan Tzara

Saturday, July 28, 2012

Obscurity’s Great Lament



. . . or where do you suppose this guy got his MFA?

Eyes

“The eyes are animals”
—Wyndham Lewis

Tuesday, July 24, 2012

Best Ramones Song of 2011

In the belated music awards, best Ramones song of 2011 goes to:

The Black Lips for Raw Meat

Raw Meat by Black Lips on Grooveshark

Saturday, July 21, 2012

The Blue Heron, Or Why I’m No Good at Haiku

   after Bill Killen

By the frothy green
and fetid pond
in the morning sun
the blue heron
standing so still
is probably pooping.

Friday, July 06, 2012

Verily

Sincerity is the heart of irony.

Friday, June 22, 2012

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Wednesday, June 06, 2012

Gobbet

Two poems posted today on Gobbet. Thanks Gobbet ed.

Monday, May 21, 2012

UCity Review #4

Three poems just posted in UCity Review. Others recently in print here and here. More links to online works here.

Monday, May 07, 2012

It's a Boy!

Based on popular usage, it is 181 times more common for Fuckface to be a boy's name.

The popularity of Fuckface is: 2.959
(where 0 = extremely rare, 6 = super popular)

I am not aware of any deceased famous people named Fuckface.

Names with similar statistics to Fuckface:
Yashwant
Paweł
Jagadish
Lakhdar
Predrag
Pranab
Gijs
Koichiro
Jan-erik
Vassilis
Urmas
Augi
Anatoliy
Mesut
Zurab
Zdravko
Eugenijus
Irakli
Jayesh
Indulis
Angio
Christodoulos
BjöRn
Zsolt
Pierre-yves
Miodrag
Bikash
Safet
Dev Raj
Aargh
Aargh!
Wanchai
Karzai
Snicket
Pernod
Franjo
Erkki
Pratik
Sulejman
Yuriy
Borislav
Naoyuki
Tadhg
Nitish
Kenzo
Tinky Winky
Indrajit
Audun
Ruairi
Shabir
Suthep
Jakov
Toshiyuki
Prasert

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Wednesday, April 25, 2012

The Complication

He was right
but he was dead.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Botswana

or something jotted down [meaning typed up] after reading America Po Biz

Bots wanna
cats wanna
guys in shaving cream wanna
dogs wanna
parrots wanna
poets kinda think they wanna
crackheads wanna
peaceniks wanna
goddam anglo-saxons wanna
sharks wanna
pandas wanna
spooky druids used to wanna
birds wanna
blues wanna
cars especially convertibles wanna
spirits wanna
top hats wanna
latent psychic abilities wanna
“be still” (mumble, mumble)
pencils wanna
padres wanna
freaking mice and squirrels wanna
bells wanna
belladonnas wanna
primadonnas in their jewelry wanna
cells wanna
sailors wanna
debutantes and showboats wanna
urchins wanna
curtains wanna
dicks with higher purposes
really really wanna

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Spreading Santorum

Santorum defined here. I've extended the usage to mean any stray bits of fecal matter so I can use the word more, as in “Before I sit down on a public toilet I like to wipe the seat to remove any santorum I may or may not have noticed.”