Hoax

Pussy Riot
it turns out

was Kent Johnson
all along—



he has Russian
friends you know—

it’s just three of
his twenty-

seven selves now
behind bars.
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Rough draft???

Best Ramones Song of 2011

In the belated music awards, best Ramones song of 2011 goes to:

The Black Lips for Raw Meat

Top Ten Punk Albums of All Time: Number 1

Sex Pistols (London)
Never Mind the Bollocks, Here's the Sex Pistols (1977)

No surprise here. Every song's a punk classic on this, the Sex Pistols' one and only studio album. With Johnny Rotten, the most grating, faux genuine front man ever, and murderer/suicide Sid Vicious on bass, the Pistols epitomized punk like no one else.

Representative lyric:
Fuck this and fuck that, fuck it all and
Fuck the fucking brat.
She don't wanna baby that looks like that.
I don't wanna baby that looks like that.
(from “Bodies”)

Sex Pistols, “God Save the Queen”


Sex Pistols, “ Submission”


Previously on the Top Ten Punk Albums of All Time:
Intro
Number 10: Suicidal Tendencies / Suicidal Tendencies
Number 9: Minor Threat / Minor Threat
Number 8: Bad Brains / Bad Brains
Number 7: The Clash / The Clash
Number 6: Dead Kennedys / Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Number 5: Operation Ivy / Energy
Number 4: Misfits / Walk Among Us
Number 3: Ramones / Ramones
Number 2: The Clash / London Calling

Top Ten Punk Albums of All Time: Number 2

The Clash (London)
London Calling (1979)

The only double album on my list (after all punk was given more to 7"s than double LPs and this one wouldn't likely have happened if CBS weren't eager for The Clash to breakout), this is another choice that some punk purists would have a problem with. But to dismiss The Clash's genre-bending third album from the punk archives is to discard punk's most innovative variations and sophisticated sensibility.

Representative lyric:
Spanish songs in Andalusia,
The shooting sites in the days of ’39.
Oh, please, leave the ventana open,
Federico Lorca is dead and gone.

Bullet holes in the cemetery walls,
The black cars of the Guardia Civil.
Spanish bombs on the Costa Rica,
I'm flying in on a DC-10 tonight.
(from “Spanish Bombs”)

The Clash, “The Guns of Brixton”


Previously on the Top Ten Punk Albums of All Time:
Intro
Number 10: Suicidal Tendencies / Suicidal Tendencies
Number 9: Minor Threat / Minor Threat
Number 8: Bad Brains / Bad Brains
Number 7: The Clash / The Clash
Number 6: Dead Kennedys / Fresh Fruit for Rotting Vegetables
Number 5: Operation Ivy / Energy
Number 4: Misfits / Walk Among Us
Number 3: Ramones / Ramones