September*

I will sleep
in my little cup.

*I like to get a head start. Cf. Padgett, Ron.

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Inception, The Social Network, or I’m Still Here?
Woke up humming this, wonder what I was
dreaming about? Video Games brought me
here. New ink. We conquered the thunderstorms!
The pilot was fantastic! Who wants to come
with me? That is the question. Canfield’s diet
black cherry fudge soda, heavy on the ice,
splash of vodka. Summer awesomeness. Cake
Is Just A Four-Letter Word. Always wanted
the General Lee with the welded doors and the horn.
Baseball on the radio. Classic everything
turns to candy Americana. I thought
they were going to take my new candidate
for dumbest movie ever away. Salad’s made.

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Linguini, fettuccine, martini, bikini!
What is this rapture shit? Fun times tomorrow!
Come to downtown Danbury and write and color
all over the sidewalks! Party like a rock
in front of our beautifully restored fountain
in front of City Hall. Stop licking the cat,
baby, put on heart shaped sunglasses. Make
sense? The backyard trees are on a hawk path.
You follow me, I follow you. Black Lips
Voice of a Generation. This huge spider
was in my house! I love the iPhone! Classic
Americana. Kinda see-through and totally
Who wants to come? Volcano erupts in Iceland—
I guess I should go to the liquor store now.

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Gonna blow this thing up! 150th
anniversary of the Civil War
= just another excuse for the town
of Litchfield to fire cannons near my house
during naptime. I can't count how many times
the money from the tooth fairy was found
on the floor. Baby, put on heart shaped sun-
glasses. This is my jobhunting look. Going
out to dinner wearing a top that's way
too low, kinda see-through and totally
inappropriate! Who wants to come with me?
Where Rocky stood! And I am still listening
to Under the Boardwalk in my mind. A new
fortune cookie has been delivered to you.

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Stop licking the cat! What Lies Behind Your Eyes?
It must be the weather. Italy in June
is not bad—who wants to come with me? Honestly,
what is it with Tuesdays? Some days the best
thing about my job is that my chair spins.
What kind of person are you really? I am
loving the new Beastie Boys album. Mesa
Verde is such a magical place—who
wants to come with me? Stop licking the cat!
It must be the weather. Pukkelpop in August
announced today! Tuesdays should be abolished
and replaced with a second Saturday to help
us recover from Monday. Diggin' Hot Sauce
Committee Part 2. What kind of person are you?

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Brazilian Woman Wins Right To Masturbate
At Work! Awesome. Every light on my dashboard
that could be on is on. If I am without
my car for even a day I bring my ipod
or listen to NPR. I can't stomach
regular radio. I never stop dancing
for a dark and sleepy Monday. I will spend
five minutes picking up and balancing
as many things as possible to carry
upstairs before I'll make two trips. Do you
need to empty a closet in order to clean it?
The less you have around you the less you
have to clean up. It's taken so long, but it's nice
to know you'll be waiting w open arms.

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Leaving the Budget Subcommittee Meeting
tonight, I stopped in front of our beautifully
restored fountain in front of City Hall.
Karate chop no evil, pinch no evil,
squash no evil. More proof that pageant mothers
are fucking nuts. James out and Haley in . . .
one man, one vote can make a difference!
Oh man, that must have been awesome. I'm on
the hunt for a real good film scanner. My
next move? I just have to accept the fact
they're gone, move on & keep the memories.
Party like a rock star, that's what I'm going to do!
I need to get out of this house more. Is Gaga
channeling Carole Channing or Cruella?

No One Is Innocent Drugstore

Tonight We're Going To Party Like Prince

Tonight we're going to party like a little red corvette.
Tonight we're going to party like purple rain.
Tonight we're going to party like a raspberry beret.
Tonight we're going to party like when doves cry.
Tonight we're going to party like nothing compares 2 U.
Tonight we're going to party like the holy river.
Tonight we're going to party like America.
Tonight we're going to party like automatic.
Tonight we're going to party like the beautiful ones.
Tonight we're going to party like thunder.
Tonight we're going to party like diamonds and pearls.
Tonight we're going to party like controversy.
Tonight we're going to party like la-la means I love you.
Tonight we're going to party like how come u don't call me anymore.
Tonight we're going to party like i feel for you.
Tonight we're going to party like i hate u.
Tonight we're going to party like mountains
Tonight we're going to party like my name is Prince.
Tonight we're going to party like NYC.
Tonight we're going to party like Alphabet St.
Tonight we're going to party like space.
Tonight we're going to party like pink cashmere.
Tonight we're going to party like thieves in the temple.
Tonight we're going to party like a sign o' the times.
Tonight we're going to party like Mrs. Robinson.
Tonight we're going to party like the future.
Tonight we're going to party like the truth.
Tonight we're going to party like a peach.
Tonight we're going to party like cream.

Photo in front of me, I do not know

Les Paul, June 9, 1915 – August 13, 2009

Les Paul at the Rock and Roll HoF site

Ode to Les Paul (found poem courtesy of Licorice Pizza)

The first guitar I bought
that I never learned to play
was a Les Paul knockoff.

Poetry Tool

Vaughn to Dash

Yellow is the color of sun.

Yellow is the color you can use.

What do you want that's yellow?

I'll draw.

Spinal Taps

“Nina Katchadourian’s “Sorted Books” project makes inspired use of book spines . . .”

Katchadourian’s are so much better, but anyway here are a couple of pieces (the first from 2002, the second from 2003) I made using a similar method.

Blue Books on a Given Shelf

Comrade Past & Mister Present
You Are Happy

April Galleons
The Cities

The Light Around The Body
Scrambled Eggs & Whiskey

[wordless spine]
The Flowering Stone


Red Spines This Time

The Young Recruit
The Human Abstract

Great Tranquility: Questions and Answers
The Ruins of Providence

Nothing Happened and Besides I Wasn’t There

Heartbeat Geography
The Green Lake Is Awake

Pretext

Dirty Yellow Chair

"Dirty Yellow Chair" is a song I was going to write. It was going to be full of sounds like shallow water and charity dollars. Change, you know. The lawnmower next door turns off. Vaughn says hi from our front porch, my stomach feels groggy, someone says hi back to her. Man or woman I can't tell. I hear things from the back room. I hear things not so well. The AC whirs. We destroy the planet. I stand up, turn off the light; it's not needed at 3:45. Pull the string. I was going to write down lines like "Sitting in her cute yellow chair / the chair doesn't tell me who she is" and "Leaning back into the face of the electric drops / her words doesn't tell me who she is / She's the dirty little angel I'm strapped to / her face like a triangle and her fingernails." It's found language. It's not me but it is. I can't decide if I want it so I don't write it down. Until now that I'm typing what has been happening. I fall into it like an accident. That has as much meaning.

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